Muggleborns gifting their pureblood friends crocs as a joke, and telling them it’s “the highest quality of shoes muggles can make”. Purebloods wearing crocs when they go out into the muggle world, smugly thinking that people are staring because they admire the style and fashion. Lily Evans doing this to James Potter. Harry and Hermione doing this to Ron.
IMAGINE RON SHOWING UP TO MEET HERMIONE’S PARENTS AND HE’S WEARING FUCKING LIME GREEN CROCS
what i know about straight boys
- they’re dirty
- they like rating girls on 10
- they’re scared of hair
- they walk VERY SLOWLY IN HALLWAYS
perks of dating me:
- i sing a lot of showtunes
- i watch a lot of musicals
- i have lots of links to broadway bootlegs
fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien
I also love “Marius, what’s wrong today?” because I always hear it like “What’s wrong today?”, which implies that there’s something wrong with Marius most days.
Which is, as we know, probably true.